anotheridiotsposts:

Dazai: every time i wake up, it hurts, but i don’t know why

Atsushi: Well, every time i wake up, i thank god for give me the chance to still breathing

Dazai: oh yeah… is that

myl0n:

Baya ofansif

asosyalhobbit:

pandalimilk:

whocaresgerizekali:

-kanka al yap ama aynısı yazma hoca farkediyo

-tamam kanka ben değiştiririm cümleleri

Çapkın melih hanifeden ayrılıp nildayla çıkıyo

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yallah-arabistana:

ağlayan kekle aramdaki tek fark kek olmamam

thekoogler-blog:

Man…..

whatwouldjessusdo:

angel-starbeam:

web-s:

tomftholland:

cockyhorror:

kinktendo-shamecube:

kinktendo-shamecube:

one of my favorite tropes is when a character is talking in the foreground and something happens in the background that directly contradicts what they’re saying

foreground: character is talking about how they pride themselves on being a good parent

background: character’s 3 year old son starts a car and speeds off

Bu gönderinin sahibi mansplainedmarxist

also

This will never get old.

Bu gönderinin sahibi chiekuchiki

Kinda works

cokbosyapiyorsunuz:

doriangrayslayasso:

dansedenpapatya:

cocuklaripiisttenalalim:

yahyaabii:

Ne sevgilin vardır ne de herkes tarafından beğenilen birisisindir. Sadece vasıfsız bloggersındır.

Şöle bir bildirimim olmadı ama olsundu

7845 bildirim ne lan tumblrı mı hacklediniz

Benim en fazla 80 oluyor eosöw9wçw91ç

cinnetoncesi:

bsd-bibliophile:

“But never fear. I gave this a lot of thought, and the answer is clear to me now. It’s only natural that there was nothing manly about the rabbit’s way of doing things, because the rabbit wasn’t a man. This is definitive; there can be no question about it. The rabbit was a sixteen-year-old-maiden….and it is precisely this sort of woman that is the cruelest of human types…A maiden’s fury is bitter to the root. She knows no mercy, particularly for the ugly and stupid.”

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Dazai Osamu, “Crackling Mountain” from Akutagawa and Dazai: Instances of Literary Adaptation

birkedivarmsonakadarsayarms:

yakisikliyaratik:

uyumsuzbiri:

AMERİKA’da:

Baba: tabi kızım sorun yok

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Anne: bi sorun mu var hayatım, istersen odanda konuşabiliriz.

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TÜRKİYE’de

Baba: otur şuraya asabımı bozma benim

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Anne: 

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sonra ben:

YA BU TİP NE BU NE BU NE KIYAMAM LAN BEN DE İSTİYOM

Bu post çok hoş widnisbd

3rdgymbros:

Chuuya, waking up with a hangover: Please tell me I’m imagining that I claimed I was king of ducks.

Dazai: I would, but then I’d be lying to the King of All Ducks.